Twin Peaks & Sutro Baths Review: The Hidden Ruins of San Francisco’s coast


On the day I reached the summit of San Francisco, I was given a rare gift: to see all of northern San Francisco in a single glimpse. It was the perfect midpoint to that sunny day since I’d watched the sun rise out of the eastern trees that morning. And though I didn’t know it at the time, by the end of that day I would see it set behind crashing ocean waves.

Apparently, they called this place Twin Peaks, but they might as well have called it The Summit in the Sky; because after a short drive to the top, the entire city was laid out before me in all its beauty.

Mere photography couldn’t capture its radiance.

Looking down Market Street Downtown San Francisco from afar

From here, its lightly colored buildings contrasted uncounted numbers of verdant trees. To my left, the Golden Gate Bridge itself seemed to bow upward slightly as it spanned the Golden Gate in the distance. And to my right, I could see straight down Market Street, all the way to the bay. The cars zipped down the boulevard like distant blood cells transporting oxygen down an artery. And in a way, that’s exactly what they were, moving to keep the economy of San Francisco alive.

Golden Gate Bridge from Twin Peaks

Entering the Ruins

Soon afterward, I arrived at the Sutro Baths. Once a famous bathhouse, all that remained now was a long-abandoned concrete ruin on the western coast of the city. Strangely enough, no one else I’d mentioned it to had even heard of it, including a few people who had lived in San Francisco for years. So it came as no surprise to me when I arrived to find only a handful of people exploring its tortured stairwells and walls, as they were constantly barraged by crashing waves.

Abandoned Sutro Baths filled with swamp grass

By now, not much was left of the ruins, save for a scummy pond, a few walls, a stairwell, and a shallow cave. I followed a steep, rusty path down.

Rusty-Orange sand path to Sutro Bath

As I approached the cave I noticed that the sun was low now, reflecting off of the waves that forever washed up over a lower path.

I thought I saw a man down there, but I can’t imagine how he could have held on.

Entering the Cave

Stone Stairwell leading up around Sutro Cave

I entered the cave, and inside I found a small tunnel which kicked up ocean spray whenever the waves crashed in. At the far end of the cave, the floor dropped off into the ocean. Two thin ropes holding up a warning sign were all that was between me and the torrents crashing on the jagged rocks below.

I walked back, noticing for the first time the small half-moon that hung high above the Cliff House farther down the beach. From here I could also see the famous Seal Rocks formation.

To my great surprise, it contained the hollowed out shape of a heart within.

Recap

Cliff House Restaurant perched on cliff above Pacific Ocean

You need to come here.

Having been destroyed by a fire in 1966, the ruins are mysterious and sad, yet somehow truly beautiful. My only regret is not ever finding anyone who knew what was beyond the seemingly ancient sealed-off door that led deeper into the rock. Perhaps it is nothing, I thought. Or perhaps it contains long rusted-away mining equipment. Or perhaps it contains something entirely more secret and sinister.

What do you think is inside?

Old Mysterious Stone Door

Seal Rocks formation with Heart shape

Sunset behind wave crashing onto beach rocks

— Bonus —

Marco the Spacefarer appears in all 24 photos in the accompanying photo gallery. If you’re new to the “Where’s Marco” game, it’s similar to “Where’s Waldo” or “I Spy”, and it’s totally fun!

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Coming up Next:

I complete my exploration of San Francisco with a walkabout that takes me across the Golden Gate Bridge. I nearly got lost in the process but managed to make it back to the bridge as the sun set behind me, meeting a Canadian in the process:

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Monty Python’s Spamalot Review: Radical!


“We’re knights of the Round Table, we dance whene’er we’re able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!”

~ Knights of Camelot

This is the story of how I got to hear the above lines sung, in person, from a stage; and in the process, I learned that sometimes the Universe itself seems to know what you want even before you do.

You see, the more I recount my West Coast journey, the more I notice how opportunities came to me in waves. I would ride a wave of possibilities, pursuing the ones that interested me, and then experience a period of relative uneventfulness. This was very helpful because it allowed me to recharge for another wave of exploration. And my time in the Bay Area of California was no different.

I had just come off of a very long day of exploring San Francisco on foot (which included Coit Tower, Lombard Street, and Fort Point, among other things); and then, just a single day later, another incredible opportunity presented itself, the photographic proof of which is below.

But let’s rewind a few days back.

A “Blue Sky” Question

Out of the blue one day, my host asked me if I liked Monty Python. I told her Yes. I had enjoyed the Monty Python movies immensely, especially the first one “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (which has now attained legendary status among most movie fans). And then my host told me something that made my eyes widen in excitement: she was going to a play called “Spamalot” that was based on “The Holy Grail” movie that I’d loved, and she had a couple extra tickets. Well, I couldn’t believe my luck, and I instantly knew that I had the Travel Magic once again.

Even though I hadn’t heard of Spamalot before, I gratefully accepted her generous offer. If it was anything like “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, it would be hilarious.

So that night, the three of us (her, myself, and a friend of hers) drove over to the San Jose Theater. I hadn’t been there before, but I was struck at how ornate it was. Then, carefully, we shuffled into our seats and the lights soon went low.

Two Hours? What Two Hours?

For the next two hours, we proceeded to laugh until we cried. Even though Spamalot diverges quite a bit from the original movie’s plot, it diverges in the most hilarious ways. At one point, they even called for a volunteer from the audience who was taken up on stage and played a small role in the 3rd act!

Overall, the play was extremely clever and included songs that, thankfully, didn’t bring the plot to a screeching halt (which is usually my prime criticism of musicals). Oh, did I forget to mention that Spamalot is a musical? And probably in my top 3 favorite musicals of all time now.

And even though it is extremely challenging to photograph a play without a tripod (because of the dark environment), some of the photos turned out good enough that I’ve decided to share them below. (Just keep in mind that these are not taken in ideal circumstances or with an ideal camera. My better camera was still damaged at the time.) At any rate, I’ve included four of the photos below, each linking to the gallery if you’d like to see larger versions.

To sum up, it was an extremely enjoyable show, and it made two hours just fly by. If you have the chance to see it, I wholeheartedly recommend it.

The lesson? That day I realized that sometimes the Universe itself seems to know what you want even before you do, bringing you compatible opportunities to you in ways you can’t imagine. You just have to be open to it. 🙂

Photos

Bring out your dead!

Audience Participation Onstage

The Cast bowing

The End (Finale Pose)

Continue the Journey

When was the last time you saw a thousand years in a single glance? Have you ever seen how a dying relic can bring new life? When I met the tallest species of trees in the world up close in a primeval redwood forest, I experienced both of these and much more:

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